Friday, December 15, 2006

Groundskeeper Josh



Wanted by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, and hunkered down in the Southern States, the vile but charismatic Josh Harmonieux moves from one menial job to another to support his gratuitous rib shooting and shangalorlor piercing habit. School photographer, life coach, or groundskeeper, there is nothing too low for this miscreant jackanapes. In his latest position as groundskeeper the ne'r-do-well has access to sharp instruments, fertilizers, flammable liquids and small internal combustion engines. Last seen wearing a kilt and driving a small Korean automobile, the diminutive Harmonieux should be considered petulant, ambidextrous and slightly goofy. If seen, he should be approached with revulsion and eyes averted. Considered a kind of low-rent folk hero by some, little help can be expected from the public in his apprehension.

9 Comments:

Blogger harmoniousjosh said...

low rent folk hero? I prefer extra value folk hero.

4:37 PM  
Blogger Jeannette said...

That's like me. Changing jobs and switching identities. I've even killed a few folk in my day.

2:01 AM  
Blogger Michelle Lana said...

Hehe....great!

10:24 AM  
Blogger Sue J said...

Great pic and I LOve the story that goes with it. Looking forward to more!! :-))

6:03 PM  
Anonymous DOCHARLEYWOOD said...

Josh Harmonieux...
Harmonious Josh...
Co-inkie-dink???
I DON'T THINK SO!!

3:24 PM  
Blogger Mick said...

Inkie? Yes.
Dink? Yes.
Co-inkie-dink? No.

6:43 PM  
Blogger NutmegNine said...

Call him whatever you want. He's MINE!
(Both the card and the "man")

8:39 PM  
Blogger Mick said...

why do you suppose she put the word "man" in quotes? Being someone who frets about such things as capitalized nouns in old books, it must be significant.

9:24 PM  
Blogger Mick said...

"Congratulations" on your "ownership."

9:25 PM  

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