Groundhog Day

Groundhog Salami Day!

Holiday stress? Get your priorities straight.
Mick Reasor
Gouache on paper
2.5 x 3.5 inches

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Depressed Dachshund!

Depressed Dachshund is Disturbed to Discover he is both a geek and a wiener.
Mick Reasor
Gouache on paper
2.5 x 3.5 inches

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Kings Playing Poker

Edward II (25 April 1284 – 21 September 1327), called Edward of Caernarfon, was King of England from 1307 until he was deposed by his wife Isabella in January 1327. He was the seventh Plantagenet king.

Mick Reasor
Gouache on paper
2.5 x 3.5 inches

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Dogupations XIX Doggerel!

Cattle Dog pencils the occasional verse. His favored forms are the double dactyl and the clerihew. The clerihew is a whimsical, four-line biographical poem invented by Edmund Clerihew Bentley.

Popgun,
Inclined to run.
O'er winter drifts and summer blooms.
He hates those sissy costumes.

Mick Reasor
Gouache on paper
2.5 x 3.5 inches

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Dogupations XVIII: Junkyard Dog

You don't have to be mean, but it doesn't hurt.

Mick Reasor
Gouache on paper
2.5 x 3.5 inches

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Trick or Dog Treat!

Begging skills finally pay off.

Mick Reasor
Gouache on paper
2.5 x 3.5 inches

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Rat Witch!

RatWitch!

Mick Reasor
Gouache on paper
2.5 x 3.5 inches

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Dogupations XVII: Dogfight II

Pugilistic pooch tires of explaining the difference between a boxer dog and a boxing dog.

Mick Reasor
Gouache on paper
2.5 x 3.5 inches

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GeeKoon

Mick Reasor
Gouache on paper
2.5 x 3.5 inches

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Dogupations XVI: Dog Pound II

Not since Dogupations X: Dog Pound I has a painting captured the drama and romance of an Australian Cattle Dog pounding on something. In this case the target of the pounding is left to the imagination. The conventional answer is a nail, but maybe this time it's a nasty little striped beetle with only two sets of legs.

Mick Reasor
Gouache on paper
2.5 x 3.5 inches

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Raven! Raccoon?

There used to be a raccoon in this painting. I painted it out at the last minute--too late to change the title.

Mick Reasor
Gouache on paper
2.5 x 3.5 inches

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Raccoon!

Don't be deceived by the festive stripey tail, the cute mask or the especially dexterous front paws. This little monster would just as soon rip your face off as look at it--and then spread your garbage all over the yard. Raccoons are omnivorous and nocturnal. That means they'll eat anything and they'll do it under the cover of darkness. Twenty seven percent of the raccoon's diet is made up of vertebrates. You're a vertebrate, right?

Mick Reasor
Gouache on paper
2.5 x 3.5 inches

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Cruising Cattle Dog

Cattle Dog cruises for some female companionship in his vintage Jeep. (Jeep sold separately)

Mick Reasor
Gouache on paper
2.5 x 3.5 inches

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Star Trek: The Trouble With Toupées

Mick Reasor
Gouache on paper
2.5 x 3.5 inches

Episode Title: "The Trouble With Toupées"
Production Number: 42
Original Air Date: 12-29-67
Stardates: 4523.3, 4524.2

Synopsis: While responding to an emergency call from Deep Space Station K-7 to guard a shipment of quadrotriticale, the Enterprise crew acquires some small alien animals from trader Cyrano Jones. The living hairballs multiply faster than Kirk's chins and soon the Enterprise and K-7 are infested with the beasts.

A Klingon battle cruiser requests shore leave for its crew at the station. Under the terms of the Organian peace treaty, Kirk allows Captain Koloth and his crew to visit the station in limited numbers for tanning sessions and eyebrow maintenance. Klingons and Toupées share a mutual dislike for each other due to olfactory incompatability.

Arne Darvin, a surgically altered Klingon admits to having poisoned the grain and the Klingons are ordered from Federation space. Cyrano Jones is given the 17.9 year task of removing the hyper-fertile Toupées from the space station. Jones later founds the Intergalactic Hair Club for Men.

Lt. Commander Scott transports all the hair pieces from the Enterprise into the engine room of the Klingon battle cruiser before it goes into warp.

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Dogupations XV: Wiener Dog

Wiener Dog reminds you that 17% of all food-related asphyxiations are caused by hot dogs. A wedged hot dog is almost impossible to dislodge from a child's windpipe. To serve hot dogs safely, one should slice the wiener into bite-size pieces. or slice hot dogs down the middle length-wise to prevent the contents from ejecting from the hot dog skin. Wiener Dog is kind of a wiener.

Mick Reasor
Gouache on paper
2.5 x 3.5 inches

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