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Thursday, December 07, 2006

Snowmen Should Avoid Spicy Foods

Given their delicate constitutions, snowmen should avoid eating certain spicy foods.

Mick Reasor
Gouache
3.5 x 2.5 inches

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Gordon's Gift

Gordon, proud member of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police holds a precious item, perfectly wrapped. He's waiting for just the right moment to bestow the gift on a certain fair lass.

Mysterious, eh?

Rex, proud member of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, and his faithful malamute King are on the trail of the perfect Christmas tree for the village orphanage. King has spotted one to his liking. Rex is somewhat disappointed with King's idea of "decorating" a tree.

Saturday, December 02, 2006

When Snowmen Go Bad

Life becomes cheap once a snowman gets involved in organized crime.

Mick Reasor
Gouache
3.5 x 2.5 inches

Friday, December 01, 2006

Wiseman 5

Mick Reasor
Gouache
3.5 x 2.5 inches

Newt's Christmas Bush

Newt Gantry, one of the Gantry twins out of Blackfoot, Idaho is known for his pithy aphorisms and thoughtful pronouncments. Heck, he's even read several books. While brother Waddie is fillin' out his Christmas list Newt gets into the holiday spirit hisself by festooning a mesquite bush with empty snuff tins. Newt's Momma made him promise to abstain from the abominable weed, so he don't partake hisself, but the empties is in plentiful supply round abouts camp.

Waddie's Christmas List

Waddie Gantry, one of the Gantry twins out of Blackfoot, Idaho is known for his physical rather than intellectual powers. Brother Newt got the brains in the family. We don't mean to be spoilin' no surprises, but everyone on Waddie's Christmas list is receiving a brand new bovine.

Gordon's Good Fortune

Gordon, proud member of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, has the good fortune of discovering the lovely Miss Eloise standing beneath the mistletoe at the village Christmas Social. Not completely unfamiliar with the customs associated with mistletoe, Miss Eloise is surprised to learn that the the dense evergreen clumps of the parasitic plant make excellent locations for roosting and nesting for species ranging from Northern Spotted Owls, Marbled Murrelets, Diamond Firetails and Painted Honeyeaters. Gordon finds it best not to discuss in this festive atmosphere the commonly held belief that the "mist" in mistletoe is the german for "dung" and that it was once believed that the plant originated in bird droppings.

Why Snowmen Shouldn't Barbecue

Another Tragic Snowman Grilling Accident

Mick Reasor
Gouache
3.5 x 2.5 inches

Auburn Rubber Car 2

Mick Reasor
Gouache
3.5 x 2.5 inches

Snowmen Hate Dogs

Mick Reasor
Gouache
3.5 x 2.5 inches

Sunday, November 26, 2006

2 New Clauses

Mick Reasor
Gouache
3.5 x 2.5 Inches

Enlarged

Mick Reasor
Gouache
3.5 x 2.5 Inches

Enlarged

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Wiseman 4: Melchior the Persian

Mick Reasor
Gouache on Rives BFK
3.5 x 2.5 inches

Enlarged.

Rob Delivers a Stone

Once the pristine waters of Lake Pitt freeze over, Officer Rob, proud member of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, polishes his rocks and begins curling in earnest. Rob plans on returning the Regimental Cup to its rightful place on his mantel.

Friday, November 17, 2006

Wise Man 3: Caspar

Mick Reasor
Gouache, 2.5 x 3.5 inches

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Indian & Indian

Here we witness the historic meeting of Constable Singh, proud member of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, and Earl Kingbird, proud indigenous person. Singh's new posting takes him into the untamed Northwest Territories where Kingbird will serve as his guide and interpreter. Working together, in spite of their cultural differences, Singh and Kingbird will become an effective "Right Maintaining" crime fighting duo. Their legendary exploits will later be immortalized in episodes of the acclaimed CBC action series SinghBird!