Unlikely Children's Stories IV:

Delusional Bear and the Crown of Gold

"We ARE the Queen of the Bears!" gasped Delusional Bear. "And WE are not amused!"

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Unlikely Children's Stories III:

Pilfering Bear and the Purloined Heart

"You've stolen my heart, Pilfering Bear!" Intoned Quivering Bunny.
"Aw, shucks!" Replied Pilfering Bear.
"No, I don't think you understand." exclaimed Quivering Bunny. "That's MY heart and I want it back!"
"Finders Keepers." scoffed Pilfering Bear.

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IF: Tales: Unlikely Children's Books II

The Tale of

Earnest Yet Tactless Tasmanian Devil

"Look!" exclaimed Earnest Yet Tactless Tasmanian Devil, "When I open my mouth really wide you can see all the way through to the other end!"

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Mick Reasor

Gouache on Paper, 3.5 x 2.5 inches

Unlikely Children's Books

Petulant Bear's Bad Attitude

Petulant Bear was a peevish, ill-tempered bear. Whenever the woodland creatures saw Petulant Bear on the prowl they stayed in their nests and dens. Never mind the fact that Petulant Bear was omnivorous, he was just plain nasty and no fun to be around.